January 2012
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Anonymous asked: Will you marry me?
Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook →
meganamram:
Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!
FRUIT SALAD
INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing
DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.
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Sen. Rick Santorum on Abortion (2004) →
nprfreshair:
People keep writing in to ask for a link to Rick Santorum’s conversation on Fresh Air in 2004 about abortion. Here it is.
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I got reblogged by someone called “f-yeah-stoners.” I’m not entirely sure how to feel about that.
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It’s not like I think all feelings are dumb: it’s just that I think my feelings are dumb and it sounds dumb when I express them. Because I admire stoicism and so a large portion of my self-esteem rests on pretending that I am stoic. I’m pretty sure that I’m not fooling anybody, though, and I’m starting to realize that pretending not to have feelings probably makes me...
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Oh man. I did something I shouldn’t have that so far has had no negative consequences for me and is really more funny than terrible but I still feel kind of bad about it and have resolved to change my behavior in the future so as to not allow this situation to repeat itself.
2012: The year Jocelyn grows up.
How boring.
December 2011
61 posts
Does the calendar really have to be so confusing? →
sciencecenter:
The dates fall on different days of the week every year. The months all have different numbers of days, with no rhyme or reason. There’s plenty of inefficiency built into the modern calendar. But according to Johns Hopkins astronomer Richard Conn Henry, that doesn’t have to be the case. According to his proposed calendar, eight of the months would have 30 days, with 31 days every...
It’s nice to like stuff.
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I have a Christmas stomach flu that just will not stop and OH MY FUCKING GOD I WANT TO DIE.
Pretty sure it’s punishment for conceding once again to go to Catholic Mass on Christmas Eve with my dad. He even put money in the collection tin so pretty much we’re raging homophobes/woman haters/child molesters by association now. If I were God, I’ve had punished me too.
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